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Bigfoot Tailgate Tee — Buffalo Game Day

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$ 35

This tee ships fast & free from Detroit. Breaking: Department of Beastly Sports has confirmed a tailgate anomaly over Lake Erie. Subject “Double B” appears on home turf whenever New England rolls into Buffalo, dragging winter with it and a suspiciously full pint. Local folklore says he picks sides by snack quality: wings earn a nod, chowder earns a contemplative grunt. Documented only in three blurry sightings and two shattered folding tables, specimen displays advanced scarf management and high-visibility foam retention. You? You throw this tee on, head to Orchard Park, and pretend the wind isn’t trying to yeet your soul into Ontario. Whether you holler for flying Elvises or stampedes of blue, you’re in the tribe that keeps the grill hot and the jokes hotter. This classic cotton battle flag wears like a well-trained blanket—breathes, moves, and survives goal-line nacho spills. Print pops louder than a halftime anthem; stitches hold up to celebrations, heartbreaks, and the disappointment of the prequels. Field note: subjects wearing this shirt report increased high-five velocity and a +3 resistance to lake-effect chaos. Buy it before kickoff. Or don’t, and explain to future-you why your photos show plain laundry instead of legendary lore. Last call: claim the myth, dodge regret, and stay squatchy. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)

  • Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
  • Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
  • Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
  • Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.

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