This hat ships fast & free from Detroit. TRAFFIC UPDATE: Crosswinds over the Bay, sparks in the shipyard, and a hardhat squatch just punched out—right into your hat rotation. Keep hands inside the tailgate; flying bragging rights overhead. This is the Foundry Beast Trucker—union-issued to the cryptid who hammers doubt into souvenirs. He spots blitzes by headlamp, calls protections by seismograph, and takes lunch at the anvil. Documented only in three blurry concourse photos and a foreman’s grievance about “excessive swagger,” the specimen is most active on Sunday nights. Wear it for foggy ferry rides, parking-lot pep talks, and Tuesday coffee runs where victory still tastes like stadium smoke. The mesh breathes like Bay wind through a catwalk; the bill shades your eyes from glare, refs, and relatives’ hot takes. Snapback adjusts faster than a hurry-up—engineered for helmets of hair or “witness protection” buzzcuts. Patch art hits like a sledge: miner squatch, anvil, football—approved by the Local Guild of Loud Hats. Strong enough to endure bleacher high-fives and the spiritual toll of yet another reboot announcement. Field notes: specimens wearing this cap report elevated chest-thump rhythm and improved nacho-to-mouth accuracy. Clock in, tilt brim, and let the sparks fly. Or wear a quiet cap and tell the grandkids you benched your head. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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