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Bigfoot Bills Tumbler — Lake-Effect Tailgate Thermos of Lore

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$ 35

This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. Classified sideline memo: the woolly tailgate marshal has seized the beverage department. He advances on Orchard Park with a pint, a football, and weather that salutes first. Locals call him Double B, patron saint of hot wings and cold hands. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one dented table, specimen demonstrates superior lid discipline. Field Guide Note: “Subjects using stainless specimens report reduced slosh events and dreams involving victory parades.” You load this tumbler with dawn fuel, rally the crew, and point the hood toward the lake like it owes you cheers. Concourse, couch, or cubicle—the ritual is pour, toast, deploy. Even Monday commutes start sounding like halftime. Double-wall wizardry keeps heat captured and cold plotting its comeback; the seal snaps shut with myth-grade confidence. Finish resists scratches, side-eyes, and the disappointment of the prequels. Graphic pops brighter than stadium lights; base fits cup holders like it has season tickets; grip laughs at crosswinds. Field units report +3 to chant accuracy and measurable morale within a two-seat radius. Also approved for cocoa, cider, and suspiciously clear victory water. Dishwasher rumors were tested under tailgate conditions. Twice. Final call: fill the legend, outshout the wind, and let Buffalo be Buffalo. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)

  • Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
  • Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
  • Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
  • Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
  • Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
  • Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
  • Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.

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