This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. Lake-effect bulletin from the Lodge: the shaggy foreman of Section Rowdy tugged a cuff over his ears, raised two Honolulu-blue flags, and declared, “GRIT season.” The wind filed for transfer. Motor City folklore says this cryptid grew up between factory whistles and fourth-quarter therapy. Documented only in three snow-blurred sightings and one coney-chili fingerprint, specimen prefers knit habitats near drumlines and parking-lot bonfires. Field-guide entry: thermal retention rated “bonfire-adjacent,” with howl output increasing 27% when ears are fully squatch-capped. Deploy it for frigid tailgates, night-bus commutes, driveway victory laps, and Monday meetings where you definitely didn’t wear eye black. Witnesses report snack magnetism, spontaneous high-fives, and an unusual willingness to shovel the neighbor’s sidewalk—if they also yell “One Pride.” This beanie behaves like equipment: dense knit that sets a pick on wind, cuff that frames the GRIT patch so even doubters can read. Stretch rebounds faster than a two-minute drill; fibers refuse to itch, whine, or bandwagon. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Crown up, chin down, banner forward. Make winter punt on fourth-and-short. Buy the head armor or concede the breeze owns your brain-case. Peer-reviewed conclusion: Detroit loyalty spikes when the noggin rides in Honolulu blue. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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