This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. BAY BULLETIN: The furnace is hot, the crowd is louder, and someone just poured rocket fuel into a travel cup. Stand clear of the anvil—refill cycle engaged. Meet the Foundry Beast Tumbler, official hydration of overtime blacksmithing and third-down sass. Our hardhat squatch keeps one paw on the sledge, the other on your caffeine reserves. Documented only in three blurry sideline shots and a barista’s shaken testimony, the specimen maintains operational heat through prolonged victory parades. Specimens observed sipping report surfacing “forge fumes” a.k.a. steam. Use it at tailgates, on foggy commutes, or during Monday meetings where you’re still narrating yesterday like a highlight reel. It rides cupholders, conquers bleachers, and survives the kind of celebratory clanks that make souvenirs nervous. Walls are double—like your espresso—and vacuum-sealed like classified files. Temperature locks in longer than rival excuses; exterior stays cool even when your takes are volcanic. Lid snaps down with a satisfying clang, as if the anvil approved. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Field notes confirm reduced spillage, elevated swagger, and measurable clout when raised after touchdowns. Fill it with heat or chill; either way, clock in. Or bring a paper cup and tell your descendants you feared the forge. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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