


404 Jedi Not Found Coffee Mug — Star Wars Parody
$ 16
One second he’s dueling Vader, the next—poof. Just a robe on the ground and a saber rolling like a dropped pen. Translation? 404 Jedi Not Found. Now immortalized where it matters most: your coffee mug. Field notes: “Specimen vanished mid-swing. Remaining evidence: laundry heap resembling monk cosplay, lightsaber now serving as paperweight. Witnesses baffled. Theory: ascended directly into Force ghost Zoom call.” Translation? Obi-Wan didn’t die—he ghosted. This mug is for fans who’ve rewound the scene in disbelief, the meme archivists who live for error codes, and every caffeine junkie who knows mornings hit harder than Sith lightning. Pour in your brew, tea, or blue milk—either way, you’ll sip like a Force ghost laughing at canon. Built from durable ceramic, safe for both dishwasher and microwave. Printed and shipped straight outta Detroit—so no tariffs, no galactic trade blockades, and no delays from shady Hutt cartels. Strong enough to survive another sequel debate, soft enough to keep your hands warm. Because sometimes the greatest Jedi move isn’t a lightsaber swing—it’s logging off mid-shift.
Field Notes: Deathstar Mug (Ceramic, 11oz & 15oz)
- Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
- Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
- Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue) or 15oz (legendary)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
- **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.
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