Star Wars: 404 Jedi Not Found

Some sagas give you destiny, betrayal, redemption. Ours? Error codes and empty robes. Welcome to the Star Wars Collection—where the Force meets the absurd, and Jedi vanish faster than your Wi-Fi during a livestream.

Field notes: “Specimens of this order have been observed collapsing into suspiciously tidy laundry piles, accompanied by a faint whoosh and a smug Force-ghost smirk.” Translation? Jedi don’t die; they just respawn in spectral HD. Whether you’re a padawan dropout or a Sith sympathizer, you know this moment: cloak on the floor, lightsaber rolling away, and the villain muttering, “Wait, that’s it?”

This collection is for the fans who quote the prequels unironically, the ones who know “it’s over, I have the high ground” isn’t a warning—it’s a lifestyle. Throw it on a tee, patch it to your hoodie, slap it on your mug. You’re basically saying: “Yes, I laugh in the face of canon, and no, I’m not explaining midichlorians again.”

Durable, irreverent, and slightly haunted—exactly how space folklore should feel.

Because in this galaxy, legends don’t end… they just error out.