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Cat Wars “Hello There” Hoodie — Star Wars Meme Parody Pullover

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$ 38

Forget epic saber duels—true destiny comes down to a smug cat and four swinging claws. Behold the most rewatchable moment in Star Wars, now reenacted by furballs: Meowbi-Wan Kenobi stepping into the hangar, dropping the immortal “Hello there,” while General Grievpaws hisses back with four sabers and zero chill. This isn’t the Clone Wars. It’s Cat Wars. Field notes: “Subject A (Meowbi-Wan) documented greeting opponent with calm grooming behavior. Subject B (Grievpaws) recorded igniting multiple sabers while swiping at imaginary prey. Collateral damage: curtains, furniture, dignity.” Translation? The Force mews in mysterious ways. This hoodie is for meme archivists, prequel quoters, and cat owners who know the real battle isn’t Jedi vs. Sith—it’s you vs. the couch. Pull it on for binge marathons, cold cons, or whenever your cat knocks something off the counter while maintaining eye contact. Standard issue pullover: soft as a kitten nap, tough as lightsaber claws, and equipped with a front pocket for snacks or spare cat treats. Because in this galaxy, every “Hello there” comes with claws.

Field Notes: Blaster Hoodie (Standard Issue)

  • Seam Construction: Double-needle top stitch on all seams—reinforced like Bigfoot’s alibi, tougher than blurry evidence.
  • Drawcord System: DTM round drawcord with tipped ends + metal eyelets—classified as “secure enough for forest trekking and late-night snack raids.”
  • Fabric Origin: 80% cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled plastic bottles—yes, you’re basically wearing a hybrid of trees, tech, and trash-turned-treasure.
  • Material Behavior: 3-end fleece with tight-knit construction—optimized for sharper prints and a loftier handfeel (translation: cozy enough to survive abductions, Netflix, or Ice Age flashbacks).

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