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$ 28
Every saga has its iconic line. This one has whiskers. Obi-Wan’s legendary “Hello there” moment is now starring Meowbi-Wan Kenobi—smug, robed, and ready to pounce. On the other side? General Grievpaws, lightsabers in all four paws, swiping like he’s auditioning for a scratching post commercial. The Clone Wars? Cute. This is Cat Wars. Field notes: “Subject A (Meowbi-Wan) documented greeting opponent with supreme feline calm. Subject B (Grievpaws) ignited four sabers simultaneously, collateral damage including furniture and patience. Engagement unresolved, cat hair everywhere.” Translation? The Force mews when it wants to. This tank is for women who know a good line when they hear one and a better meme when they wear it. Perfect for gym days, hot con floors, or just channeling Jedi-cat energy when someone underestimates you. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your own smug smirk. Ladies’ triblend tank: soft enough for all-day wear, strong enough to survive meme debates, and cool enough to keep you unbothered while chaos swirls. Because sometimes destiny doesn’t roar—it purrs, then says Hello there.
Field Notes: Sith Triblend Tank (Ladies Fit)
- Composition: 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight, breathable, and ready for sunlit stakeouts.
- Variant Fabrics: Triblend Colors (50% poly / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)—each blend battle-tested for comfort, stretch, and cryptid camouflage.
- Fit Profile: Ladies cut with relaxed drape—moves with you whether you’re tracking prints in the mud or running from awkward small talk.
- Fabric Quality: Fine-gauge knit for a smoother, softer feel—translation: no cardboard stiffness, just myth-level comfort that lasts.
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