


Cat Wars “Hello There” Coffee Mug — Star Wars Meme Parody
$ 16
Some mornings require caffeine. Others require destiny. And sometimes, both arrive with whiskers. This mug immortalizes the internet’s favorite prequel moment—Obi-Wan’s “Hello there”—except he’s a cat. Facing him? General Grievpaws, swiping four sabers like he’s chasing laser dots across the living room. This isn’t a duel of fates. It’s Cat Wars. Field notes: “Subject A (Meowbi-Wan) recorded delivering iconic line with feline calm. Subject B (Grievpaws) wielded four sabers simultaneously, knocking objects off shelves in the process. Collateral: curtains shredded, dignity lost. Outcome: standoff unresolved, caffeine intake required.” Translation? The Force purrs before your second cup. This mug is for meme archivists, prequel loyalists, and cat parents who know the Jedi code can’t stop a determined paw. Fill it with coffee, tea, or blue milk lattes—every sip feels like a cat casually asserting dominance over canon. Ceramic, microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and printed/shipped from Detroit—no trade blockades, no delays, no Yoda-sized tariffs. Strong enough for daily fuel, smug enough to outlast reboots. Because sometimes destiny greets you with a simple: Hello there.
Field Notes: Deathstar Mug (Ceramic, 11oz & 15oz)
- Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
- Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
- Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue) or 15oz (legendary)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
- **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.
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