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$ 26
The Death Star wasn’t the only thing crashing that day—so did Obi-Wan’s user profile. One minute: robe-clad Jedi master. Next: just a neatly folded cloak, an abandoned lightsaber, and an error code you can’t unsee. Welcome to the glitch in the Force: 404 Jedi Not Found. Field notes: “Specimen disappeared mid-duel. Remaining evidence: textile heap resembling laundry day, plus deactivated saber. Theory: subject respawned as Force ghost, probably still judging everyone’s midichlorian count.” Translation? He didn’t die—he just rage-quit the material plane. This shirt is for the fans who rewound that scene three times, muttering “wait, he just vanished?” It’s for the marathon binge-watchers, the lore lawyers, and the nerds who know the Force works in mysterious (and occasionally hilarious) ways. Printed on a classic triblend tee softer than Ewok fur but tough enough to survive con crowds, meme debates, and at least three reboots. You’ll forget you’re wearing it until someone points and yells, “Nice shirt, nerd.” Because sometimes the greatest Jedi flex… is disappearing mid-shift.
Field Notes: Lightspeed Tee (Unisex Issue)
- Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
- Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
- Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
- Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.
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