Smudge Meme Jedi Cat Hoodie — Star Wars Parody Pullover
$ 38
Some battles shake the galaxy. Others shake the dinner table. Enter the ultimate showdown: Palpatine screaming like a caffeinated Sith lord, Vader looming with backup energy, and across the table… Jedi Smudge. Cloaked, calm, and glaring at a plate of galactic greens like destiny itself made a salad. This isn’t the duel of fates. It’s the meme of memes. Field notes: “Subject A (Emperor) documented projecting rage, volume peaking near Force lightning levels. Subject B (Jedi Cat) exhibited zero response, aside from contempt for vegetables. Outcome: stalemate, salad untouched, rage levels maximum.” Translation? Not even unlimited power can move a cat. This hoodie is for the meme collectors, the Star Wars lifers, and anyone who’s ever watched a trilogy argument spiral out of control. Pull it on for con floors, rewatch marathons, or when you need armor against unwanted side dishes. Standard issue pullover: warm enough for Dark Side rants, soft enough for endless cat naps, and pocketed for snacks that aren’t salad. Because sometimes the galaxy’s true balance isn’t Jedi vs. Sith—it’s scream vs. cat.
Field Notes: Blaster Hoodie (Standard Issue)
- Seam Construction: Double-needle top stitch on all seams—reinforced like Bigfoot’s alibi, tougher than blurry evidence.
- Drawcord System: DTM round drawcord with tipped ends + metal eyelets—classified as “secure enough for forest trekking and late-night snack raids.”
- Fabric Origin: 80% cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled plastic bottles—yes, you’re basically wearing a hybrid of trees, tech, and trash-turned-treasure.
- Material Behavior: 3-end fleece with tight-knit construction—optimized for sharper prints and a loftier handfeel (translation: cozy enough to survive abductions, Netflix, or Ice Age flashbacks).
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