Star Wars: Smudge Meme
Some battles are fought with sabers. Others are fought with memes. Enter the ultimate crossover: the Emperor mid-rant, Vader looming behind, and across the table… Jedi Smudge. Cloak on, arms folded, staring at a plate of galactic greens and blue milk with the immortal expression: “Not impressed.” This isn’t just a meme—it’s the Force distilled into side-eye.
Field notes: “Specimens observed in dining scenario. Subject A (Emperor) documented projecting rage lightning in verbal form. Subject B (Cat-Wan Kenobi) exhibited complete resistance to Dark Side influence, responding only with disdain and dietary skepticism. Recorded outcome: Emperor’s blood pressure rises, cat remains unbothered.” Translation? Even the Sith can’t conquer feline apathy.
This collection is for the meme archaeologists, the prequel defenders, and every fan who’s ever argued over Star Wars lore in the comment section. Stick it on your wall, hoodie, or mug—you’re basically saying, “Yes, I embrace the Dark Side of memes, but also, salad is gross.”
Comfortable enough for endless rewatch memes, durable enough to survive another trilogy discourse.
Because in the end, the galaxy’s true balance isn’t Jedi vs. Sith—it’s scream vs. cat.

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