Not every Squatch story ends with a chase through the woods. Some end with him perched on a log, binoculars in hand, casually flipping through a field guide. Squatchin’ for Birds proves the legend isn’t just a master of hide-and-seek—he’s also a card-carrying bird nerd. Field notes document rare sightings: Bigfoot scanning treetops with uncanny patience, blackbirds perched around him like loyal interns. No roars, no rampages, just quiet observation and possibly the most well-kept life list in the Pacific Northwest. Researchers claim wearers of this tee develop sharper hearing for bird calls, stronger opinions about binocular brands, and a tendency to ghost conversations while staring into the sky. This premium triblend tee is as versatile as the myth itself. Classic unisex fit, side-seamed construction, and a buttery-soft feel make it equally ready for hikes, hangouts, or naps you swear you’re “just resting your eyes” for. On the back: the full Squatchin’ for Birds graphic. On the chest: a smaller badge of cryptid credibility. It’s not just a shirt—it’s field gear disguised as everyday wear. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to sit still and watch the birds fly by.

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