Finally, proof that Sasquatch has hobbies beyond photobombing trail cams. Turns out the big guy’s not just stomping around the woods—he’s got binoculars, a field guide, and a soft spot for chickadees. Documented only in three blurry sightings (and one surprisingly well-done watercolor), this is the first confirmed evidence of cryptid ornithology. Researchers note: subjects observed birdwatching while surrounded by birds, suggesting the line between “watcher” and “watched” is negotiable. Take this mug into the field (or, fine, the office) and let the world know your coffee is as legendary as your patience for waiting on warblers. Morning brews hit different when your cup carries the myth—every sip is a reminder that even Bigfoot takes breaks to stare at feathered friends instead of answering emails. Crafted in high-gloss ceramic tough enough to survive your dishwasher, microwave, and maybe even a campfire breakfast with ravens, this mug holds either 11 or 15 ounces of liquid courage. White or black backgrounds let you choose your camouflage—suburban kitchen chic or deep-woods mystic. Sip like a cryptid birder. Or don’t. But just remember: somewhere out there, Bigfoot is judging your bird call.

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