Forget blurry trail cams—if you want to spot Bigfoot, head to the lineup at dawn. Witness accounts describe a massive, fur-covered figure dropping into waves with terrifying grace, flashing shaka signs, and then vanishing beneath the spray. Field Guide Addendum #113: “Subject demonstrates surf skills honed since the Ice Age. Documented sightings often end with locals mumbling, ‘Bro, that wave was like ten feet—no way that was real.’” This mug is your membership card to the Squatch Surf Club. Fill it with your morning brew before paddling out—or, fine, before scrolling surf videos from your couch. Every sip carries the saltwater mythos of a cryptid who’s been shredding since mammoths roamed the shore. Crafted from high-gloss ceramic, tough enough to survive microwaves, dishwashers, and your board bag. Available in 11oz or 15oz, in black or white—choose stealth for night surf sessions, or bright for the morning crowd that still can’t hang. Stay salty, stay squatchy. And remember: when the surf’s up, so is Bigfoot. The rest of us are just kooky background noise.

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