Bigfoot Skateboarding Tee — Premium Triblend “Skate & Vanish” Shirt | Mythical Threads
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Bigfoot Skateboarding Tee — Premium Triblend “Skate & Vanish” Shirt

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$ 26

Some legends hide in caves. Bigfoot drops into bowls. Skate & Vanish locks in a sighting that most of the skatepark still refuses to believe: Squatch mid-trick, shades on, moving faster than any camera could hope to follow. Eyewitnesses describe him as the ultimate session ghost—he appears, lands clean, then vanishes, leaving only the smell of fast food and faint wheel marks. Field notes suggest he favors drained pools, abandoned lots, and any spot that’s technically off-limits. Wearers of this design have reported sudden cravings for late-night kickflips, questionable pizza, and an ability to disappear the second it’s time to help clean up. This premium triblend tee feels as smooth as Squatch’s ride—lightweight, resilient, and built to take a beating without losing its shape. Classic unisex fit, side-seamed body, and soft enough to rock all day whether you’re skating, spectating, or just pretending you don’t know what a nollie is. Back graphic: Bigfoot in full skate mode. Chest: smaller badge marking you as cryptid-approved crew. It’s not just a shirt—it’s your ticket into the Bigfoot Board Club. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to land it clean and vanish.

Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)

  • Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
  • Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
  • Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
  • Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.

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