Forget the grainy forest footage—this is Squatch off the clock, board in hand, shades on, and zero plans to return. Gone Surfing, Be Back Never proves the truth we all suspected: Bigfoot ditched the woods for the waves a long time ago. Eyewitness notes describe him strolling barefoot toward the shore, flashing the universal shaka as if to say, “Good luck finding me on land.” Observers report an aura of pure nonchalance—like a creature who’s finally figured out that avoiding cameras is easier when you’re disappearing behind a six-foot wave. Printed on a relaxed fit ladies’ tee, this shirt hangs breezy, perfect for sandy afternoons, bonfires, or pretending you’re anywhere but your actual responsibilities. Soft cotton keeps it cool, while the looser cut makes it easy to throw on post-surf (or post-snack). It’s not clingy, it’s not stiff—it’s the tee equivalent of Squatch’s permanent out-of-office reply. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration. Legends don’t clock back in. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep walking toward the water and never explain yourself.

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