First he walked to the beach. Now he’s in the lineup. Stay Salty, Stay Squatchy locks in the rarest sighting of all: Bigfoot riding waves like he invented surf culture sometime between the Ice Age and the Bronze Age. Eyewitnesses claim he drops in smooth, carves clean, and somehow avoids every camera—except this one. Reports note unusual side effects for wearers of this design: spontaneous “YEEWWW!” shouts, cravings for fish tacos, and an instinctive disdain for jet skis. Researchers caution that prolonged exposure may lead to believing Squatch surfs better than most locals (spoiler: he does). This premium triblend tee is as versatile as the cryptid himself—soft, lightweight, and strong enough to outlast sun, salt, and laundry day. Classic unisex fit with side-seamed construction keeps it sharp through beach trips, bonfires, and the inevitable rewatch of Point Break (the good one). Back print: Squatch shredding. Front chest: smaller badge, so you can carry the legend without yelling about it. It’s not just a shirt—it’s wearable proof that myths ride waves. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to paddle out and let the story write itself.

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