Bigfoot: Surfing

Some legends hide in the woods. Others duck into the ocean lineup and shred like they’ve been doing it since the Ice Age. Stay Salty, Stay Squatchy is the collection that proves Bigfoot doesn’t just roam forests—he rules waves.

Eyewitness accounts describe a massive figure on a longboard, cutting through swell with casual dominance and absolutely zero regard for lifeguard whistles. Field notes confirm: this cryptid surfs with unnerving balance, probably fueled by kelp snacks and a long-standing grudge against Jet Skis.

This series is for the salt-crusted, the sunburnt, the dreamers who know legends aren’t confined to land. Whether plastered on your wall, stitched onto a cap, or stretched across a hoodie, this is portable proof that Sasquatch has better wave etiquette than half the locals.

Bright, bold, and full of cryptid swagger—exactly how folklore should ride.

Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to drop in, paddle out, and let the myth carry you.