Historians want you to believe Bigfoot is strictly a mossy-forest cryptid. Those historians have clearly never been to the Pacific coast. Evidence collected since the last Ice Age shows our hirsute hero not only roams the woods, but absolutely shreds a longboard. Documented only in doodles on surf-shop bathroom stalls and three sunburned tourist sightings, the “Surfing Sasquatch” is a coastal legend who prefers his waves like his sightings: rare and unforgettable. Wearers of this hoodie join that sandy, salty tradition. Throw it on post-surf, post-shower, or post-midnight fridge raid. Reports indicate it pairs well with flip-flops, foam coolers, and questionable decisions about swimming at dusk. The material? USA-grown, USA-sewn, and softer than the kelp beds he disappears into when the lifeguard blows the whistle. Yet sturdy enough to withstand bonfires, spilled kombucha, and the crushing disappointment of yet another reboot of your favorite surf movie. Conclusion: this hoodie isn’t a souvenir—it’s field gear for cryptid believers who know the waves don’t care if you’re human, ape, or something in between. Catch the wave or stay on the sand. Bigfoot doesn’t wait for stragglers.

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