Some creatures hide from the spotlight. Bigfoot? He just hides in the barrel of a wave. Stay Salty, Stay Squatchy immortalizes the cryptid in his rarest and most majestic form—surfing like he’s been shredding since the Ice Age (spoiler: he has). Eyewitnesses describe him dropping in with flawless form, unfazed by wipeouts, and suspiciously good at avoiding cameras even in broad daylight. Researchers claim subjects wearing this design experience heightened stoke levels, spontaneous salt cravings, and louder-than-usual “YEEEEEW!” noises. Side effects may include growing an instant distrust of jet skis. Printed on a relaxed fit ladies’ tee, the cut drapes casual and loose—perfect for pulling over a swimsuit, layering after a bonfire, or wearing to remind everyone that legends don’t skip beach day. The cotton is soft enough for lounging, durable enough to endure sand, salt, and yet another round of conspiracy debates. This isn’t just surf-inspired apparel—it’s wearable evidence. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to paddle out, drop in, and let the myth ride.

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