Some mornings hit harder than Sith lightning. On one side: Emperor Palpatine, screeching like the galaxy’s angriest espresso machine, Vader looming with silent backup. On the other: Jedi Smudge, cloaked and unimpressed, glaring at a plate of galactic greens. Translation? Even unlimited power can’t move a cat—or convince it salad is food. Field notes: “Subject A (Palpatine) documented vocalizing rage at decibel levels unsafe for organic beings. Subject B (Jedi Cat) exhibited complete indifference, aside from disdain for leafy matter. Outcome: stalemate. Salad untouched. Emperor angrier.” Translation? The Force is balanced, but breakfast isn’t. This mug is for the meme collectors, the Star Wars lifers, and anyone who’s ever sat through a family argument with Smudge-level disdain. Fill it with coffee, tea, or blue milk—every sip becomes an act of Jedi calm while chaos rages around you. Ceramic build, microwave safe, dishwasher safe, printed and shipped from Detroit—no tariffs, no trade blockades, no wait for smugglers to deliver your caffeine vessel. Tough enough for daily use, sarcastic enough to survive trilogy debates. Because the galaxy’s true balance isn’t Jedi vs. Sith—it’s scream vs. cat.

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