Every saga has its duels: saber against saber, light against dark, salad against cat. This is the meme the prophecy foretold—Emperor Palpatine mid-scream, Vader looming like the world’s worst backup singer, and across the table sits Jedi Smudge, unimpressed, staring at a plate of galactic greens. The Force? Balanced. The vibes? Chaotic neutral. Field notes: “Subject A (Emperor) documented emitting high-decibel rage, possibly Force-enhanced. Subject B (Jedi Cat) recorded displaying indifference bordering on mystical apathy. Outcome: stalemate. Vegetables remained uneaten.” Translation? Even unlimited power can’t sway a cat’s opinion on salad. This tee is for meme collectors, Star Wars lifers, and cat parents who know the ultimate weapon isn’t the Death Star—it’s unbothered feline judgment. Wear it at cons, family dinners, or anytime someone tries to sell you on a sequel trilogy argument. Printed on a classic triblend tee—soft as Ewok fur, resilient as cat sass, and strong enough to outlast both reboots and rage posts. Because sometimes the true balance of the Force is just scream vs. cat.

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