This tee ships fast & free from Detroit. Classified kickoff memo: Arrowhead rumbled, the lights hummed, and a shaggy VIP unfurled a banner that simply read KINGDOM. Yes, the Sunday Night Squatch clocked in. Local folklore says he migrated from the Flint Hills for Week Six, lured by barbecue smoke and decibel records. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one nacho avalanche, specimen displays territorial loyalty to red-and-gold habitats. Field-guide note: roar intensity increases near primetime, especially when Detroit wanders in wearing Honolulu blue. Wear it into the stadium, the bar, the backyard projector game, or the Monday victory meeting you pretend is “casual.” Recorded sightings often note subjects carrying snacks larger than their sense of responsibility. The tee? Combed ringspun cotton that behaves like a friendly mascot—soft on first contact, tougher than a fourth-quarter goal-line stand. Shoulder seams keep their formation; color holds like a lead protected by clock management. Pre-shrunk so it doesn’t pull a disappearing act faster than a blown timeout. Plant the flag. Claim the Kingdom. If a lion roars, out-roar it—and if anyone asks for your credentials, flash the banner and keep marching. Consider this peer-reviewed: wearing it improves third-down swagger and barbecue aroma. Try not to buy it—go on, we’ll wait. Buy it before kickoff. Or don’t, and explain to future-you why your photos show plain laundry instead of legendary lore. Last call: claim the myth, dodge regret, and stay squatchy. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

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