Some cryptids vanish into mist. Others paddle right past you, cooler in tow, tossing a peace sign like they’ve got nowhere better to be. Yep, I Canoe Too captures Squatch at his most disarming: laid-back, river-bound, and entirely unbothered by your disbelief. Eyewitness reports say the vessel included a fishing rod, an enigmatic lunchbox, and one of the smoothest paddle strokes ever recorded. Subjects wearing this tee were observed making excuses to hang near rivers, stockpiling snacks “just in case,” and developing the uncanny ability to drift through conversations like a canoe slipping downstream. This isn’t a standard tee—it’s premium triblend, light but tough, built to survive both campfires and laundromats. Classic unisex fit, side-seamed body, and that soft hand-feel that makes you forget you’re even wearing it. On the back: the full Squatch-in-a-canoe graphic. On the front chest: a smaller badge to quietly signal your allegiance to cryptid paddlers everywhere. It’s not just a shirt—it’s wearable evidence that legends don’t just walk, they float. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep paddling downstream and wave as you vanish.

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