Bigfoot: Canoeing

Some legends stomp through forests. Others just grab a paddle, toss on shades, and cruise downstream like it’s no big deal. Welcome to Yep, I Canoe Too—the series that proves Bigfoot doesn’t just walk out of legends, he floats through them.

Field researchers argue this may be the most relaxed sighting on record: Squatch flashing the peace sign, lunchbox onboard, fishing rod at the ready. Documented behavior suggests a preference for calm waters, occasional trout, and casual dominance over recreational paddlers. No roar, no chase—just smooth strokes and mythic chill.

This collection is for the river rats, the quiet drifters, the folks who know the best stories start with “so we were out on the water…” Whether it ends up on your camp mug, stitched to your cap, or across your chest, you’re basically broadcasting: “Yes, I paddle with legends.”

Durable, irreverent, and proudly squatchy—exactly how folklore should float.

Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep it low wake and high vibe.