Some legends fade into forests. Bigfoot just heads straight for the shoreline. Gone Surfing, Be Back Never captures the myth mid-stride, board under arm, flashing a shaka that doubles as a “don’t wait up” message to the entire human race. Eyewitnesses report he doesn’t sneak—he strolls. Sunglasses on, barefoot, moving with the kind of confidence only a cryptid on permanent vacation could pull off. Subjects wearing this tee have been known to skip out early, ignore “urgent” texts, and develop the uncanny ability to vanish the second someone mentions a meeting invite. This premium triblend tee is built for comfort and escape—lightweight, durable, soft enough to live in. Classic unisex fit with side-seamed construction keeps its shape whether you’re layering it after a surf session, road-tripping to the coast, or just daydreaming at your desk. On the back: the full Squatch-gone-surfing graphic. On the chest: a smaller badge to remind everyone that legends don’t clock in. It’s not just a shirt—it’s Squatch’s OOO reply in wearable form. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep walking toward the waves and never come back.

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